humorous questions to ask
I Maximize My Item-dropping Rate
by Three Questions
After mistakenly contributing all of his attribute points to the drop rate, Xiao Shi found that every time he killed, he would get an item.Slapping a mosquito to death, drop a pill.Killing an evil spirit, drop a secret book.Slashing a martial artist to death, drop the opponent's cultivation tips.....When killing, Xiao Shi was shocked... "How did I become invincible?"
Married To Darkness
by I_Nana_Firdausi
"Do you wish to know what will happen if I drink from your thighs?"Salviana drew in a sharp breath before she whispered, "I might die?""No, It is I who will die if I don't." he met her eyes with a lustful, hungry gaze. "Spread your legs for me, Fiery-wife"And that she did...~~~{─────────────────~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~}──Fiery is married to the demon everybody feared would destroy them someday. He is the greenest, reddest flag, but now she only sees white. A canvas to paint their love however s…
Transmigrating to the 80s to Become Stepmom to Five Bigwigs
by Yearly Blossoms
Mu Jingzhe transmigrates into a book filled with sweet, doting love to become the useless supporting character who serves as a foil to the female lead. She also becomes the stepmom of five kids to her recently deceased husband. The five children are the sort that was bound to grow up to become villainous bigwigs. Right now though, these five bigwigs are still pitiful little kids. After weighing the pros and cons, Mu Jingzhe decides to stay for the time being to take care of them, only hoping tha…
Reborn To Love
by helemon_
“So, what do you want?” He Xinyan quickly glanced up into Gu Yechen’s face and frowned. Why did he look so familiar? Where did she see him before? “I want you.” “. . .” Well, that was direct. He Xinyan opened her mouth to speak but she couldn’t form the right words. “Let's make a deal. You become my girlfriend and you can ask for anything in return.”“Anything?” He Xinyan repeated.Gu Yechen nodded his head, “Anything.”He Xinyan thought about what could help her but realized that there wasn’t much…
When Love is a Question Mark
by Air_Ace
[COMPLETED]She believes in true love.He doesn’t believe in love.But what is love, really?She is the epitome of success—a star people look up to and admire. To him, however, she is merely a business transaction, a partner chosen to enhance his status. To his friends, she is just a fool in love, a pathetic figure begging for affection.Then shocking news emerges: her first true love returns, throwing him off guard. He realizes he has been nothing more than a substitute for her first love.He should …
Mercenary King: Got Question? Ask My RPG!
by Just Like Water
There was a classic saying that prevailed in the era of thermal weapons."All fear comes from insufficient firepower."Don't believe?Looking at the muzzle of a cannon bigger than your head, and say it again?...Starting off by being kidnapped, in order to survive, Gao Guang was forced to become a member of a private military contractor.And thus, an unexpected legend began to unfold...Stallone from [First Blood]?Jason Statham from [The Expendables]?Keanu Reeves from [John Wick], the one who's best a…
Binding to Geniuses To Become Stronger
by Li Hongtian
"Ding! Congratulations on binding God's Chosen One. You will receive 150% of the other party'scultivation comprehension and cultivation speed!""Cultivation-related matters related to the bound target can be obtained as additionalrewards.""Enjoy your cultivation!"…"You and the Great Tang Princess admire the purple aura, discuss the Heavenly Dao, and acquire thePurple Aura from the East!"You and the saintesses of the demon race explore the mystic realm and search for the legacy to obtain theDemon …
Miss Not so Typical: Consider me Humored (GL)
by talesofheaven
Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember.**Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell.Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismati…
To Love And To Hate
by Miss_Behaviour
This is a story of betrayal, love lost, and love found again. Kim Haewon, radiantly beautiful and unsuspecting, finds herself irresistibly drawn to Jake Davies, a man she perceives as her knight in shining armor, who always appears miraculously at crucial moments in her life. Little does she know that their encounters were not mere coincidences, as she had assumed.Jake is a man on a mission, driven by the manipulations of his grandmother. Consumed by a thirst for revenge for his father's tragic …
Mated to Another
by Daisy Chaseley
“Good morning.” She greeted as she peeked on my male’s cheek with so much affection. And I could feel my heart start to bleed as the male destined for me smiled down at the female and kissed her temple with his heart oozing adoration. My wolf was on her hind legs staring at the female through my eyes. She fisted her hair and knotted them in a bun and my eyes fell on the glorifying fresh mark on her neck. I return my eyes to the male standing in front of me. That is when I noticed the angry red m…
Questions, Questions, Questions
by Asa_Mao
"Are you okay with the fact that you'll never be normal again?"..."Do you promise to follow my orders, no matter how drastic they may seem?"..."Are you okay with the fact that you may never see someone that you care about again?"..."Will you devote yourself to the betterment of humanity?"..."Alright. Last one. Do you promise to never betray me?"Three adventurers have been traveling across the world, in search for jobs to get themselves more money. It was just a normal day, when the town they wer…
Evolution to GOD
by REaper
WPC #188: Bronze Winner["So miss System, how can I become awesome""Host you cannot become awesome"]Success was surrounding me all the time, I was Rich, Handsome, and a Playboy. And you know what, I was always surrounded by beauties.Then one day, my life took a nightmarish turn."What the fuck"I was in a body of a monkey. Bloody GOD had me incarnated in a body of Monkey!!! Where is my Handsomeness and...At least he should have me incarnated in a body of Fox or a Peacock. I should have shown my aw…
First To Reincarnate
by RoKo505
Death. It began washing over the earth like a plague. The plague being the sudden appearance of powerful monsters, destroying cities and killing anyone that stood in their way. But when a young boy gets confronted by these monsters, he doesn’t run or feel an ounce of fear in the face of death. He wanted to die, he wished for it. His wish… Granted. But in death comes rebirth, a new opportunity. But very few that have died to the waves of monsters have been given the opportunity, the opportunity t…
To Love & To Hold
by FreshyGore
"Shhhh," he cut me off, his palms spreading on the revealed skin of my abdomen. His index fingers made their way into the waistband of my sweatpants as he pressed his front closer to my behind. "Don't shush m-" I tried to argue."I said so," he stated, his tone going deeper as his hand went lower, this time to the waistband of my panties. I couldn't control my breathing anymore, more so as his teeth lightly grazed my neck. "So you better obey."^^^^^^^They say "A night in Vegas can change your lif…
Reborn To Revenge
by SelusSarang
"Please, let me go"I don't know why she wanted to kill me. I thought she was my best friend. She stabbed the knife into my chest, "He said only if you dead, he'll accept me"I spatted the blood from my mouth, "H-He?" "Yes. When he confessed his love to you, do you remember how you rejected him?" "I d-did that because I k-knew you like -him""Oh stop your drama 'I am a good girl' show. I have lots of money, I have so many ways to get what I like. But he asked me you to be dead. so of course to get …
Stripping To Fame
by Superstar
Yun Xi was an insignificant celebrity who was only fit to act as a passerby in all the major movies and dramas. The day her younger brother got into an accident, she desperately needed a large amount of money. Her manager advised her, "It's time for you to leap over the dark side of the industry, your payment will be ten times what you're getting now." Thus, Yun Xi started to take up the roles of a little slut in major movies and dramas. She became a star who would take off her clothes whenever.…
The questions
by GodOfWar123
"What is normal" Dio wondered.Is it going with the flow or is it what your surrounding made you perceived.The was a time Dio just went with the flow as everyone else, but everything changed. He Started look at life from a different perspective. Looking for meaning in everything in it.The constant question kept on coming.Life now felt so clear, with every question answered another arise. Until he got more than he bargained for.I wonder how it will all proceed I wonder when everything will align. …
Fated To You
by ShadowPrincess96
-----[MATURE CONTENT ALERT]"No! I won't let you go this time! No matter how many times more I will be born for you, but I am your eternal fated one." Alex proclaimed passionately.-----What it likes to lose your cherished one, you loved with your whole heart? Luna, the only daughter of a rich businessman, was reincarnated with a new chance to live her life without the regret of a tragic death in her last life. The painful scars from the previous life transformed her to despise love forever. Alex,…
BOOK OF HUMOR
by NativeApkDev2021
This novel is an always ongoing novel containing humor. One chapter in this novel refers to a funny fictional story. New chapters of humor will be added to this novel over time.NOTES: All characters in this novel are fictional.
Questions to Ask Myself
by _Freyre_
Ember is a high school girl that has a very dark past. It seems that rumors spread of her going to a mental institution, oh my! Because of fear that she might get bullied at her old school, her parents decided to let her move at another city, from the other side of the country. But, they still support her of course! Now now, i wonder what happens at that city she lives in!